Donald Trump is a 6’1″ Liar
January 18th, 2018 by

Trump is certainly not 6’3″, and likely not 239 lbs.

Would You Return a Winning Lottery Ticket That You Found?
January 12th, 2016 by

Some guy out there actually did this.

John Oliver: Migrants and Refugees
September 28th, 2015 by

Millions of migrants seeking asylum in Europe face hostility, racism, and red tape.

An Article on Fighting Procrastination (That I’ll Do Later)
September 6th, 2015 by

Destination: Procrastination.

Foo Fighters Rick Roll Westboro Baptist Church Protest
August 23rd, 2015 by

Never gonna give you up.

Surprise Third Party Candidate in North Carolina Polls
August 19th, 2015 by

Vote for Deez Nuts, he’s our only hope.

Strange Woman on Mars Caught in NASA Photographs
August 10th, 2015 by

What did the Mars Rover find this time?

John Oliver : Mandatory Minimums
July 27th, 2015 by

Why we treat some turkeys better than most low-level offenders.

Man Spends $80k on iPhone Proposal, Girl Says No
November 11th, 2014 by

Even 99 iPhones Not Enough to Win One Woman’s Heart

500,000 Person Climate Change Protest Cancelled
September 26th, 2014 by

Due to Bad Weather

The Loch Ness Monster Returns!
April 21st, 2014 by

…and it looks weirder than ever!

The Irritating State of Annoyances in America
March 26th, 2014 by

The state of affairs in America are really annoying.

Uruguay Usurps Brazil as South America’s Party Country
December 12th, 2013 by

Uruguay becomes first country to legalize marijuana trade.

Good Riddance to Black Friday!
November 28th, 2013 by

It’s all getting a bit ridiculous.

The No Show Non-Story
November 22nd, 2013 by

Stop us if you’ve heard this type of story before…

Chinese Urinal Users Face Awkward Fine for Poor Aim
August 27th, 2013 by

Obviously this is hilarious and we had to make fun of it.

Weekly World News: Not So Fair and Balanced
August 26th, 2013

WWN gives you all the news that’s fit to print, and whatever else they can get their hands on too.

Rogue Ninja Turtle on the Loose in Germany
August 19th, 2013 by

We like turtles. We like turtles with obvious ninja powers even more.

The Badass Story of Blazo Grkovic (The Guy Who Strangled a Bear)
June 3rd, 2013 by

Bears ain’t no thing, not for a badass like Blazo.

Triumph of the Tin-Foil-Hatted
May 20th, 2013 by

Just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean that they aren’t out to get you.

"That was an awesome day"
April 28th, 2013 by

“That was an awesome day”

Breaking Down the Epic Sorority Rant
April 22nd, 2013 by

“if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight’s event…”

The Badass Margaret Thatcher Story No One is Talking About
April 10th, 2013 by

The Iron Lady lived up to her name and then some.

Why the Russian Version of The Punisher is Terrifying
March 19th, 2013 by

And badass, too.

Dylan Hayes is Probably Superman and Possibly a Ninja
March 6th, 2013 by

Toddler or superhero? .

English Batman Sucks
March 5th, 2013 by

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Large Hadron Collider Scientists Know all About Sarcasm
February 20th, 2013 by

Scientists can troll too.

Racism Cures Sluggish Sales at South Carolina Restaurant
January 18th, 2013 by

Welcome to the South.

Virginia’s Labra-Lion
January 9th, 2013 by

Don’t call 911 fools, it’s a dog.

Cat Foiled in Jailbreak Attempt
January 7th, 2013 by

Felonious felines are the best.

Sword-Weilding, Naked Samurai Versus San Jose Police
January 4th, 2013 by

Sounds like a fair fight.

How Not to Win an Argument With Your Girlfriend
December 27th, 2012 by

Learning is fun. Arguing, not so much.