Turn Dog Poop Into Free Wi-Fi
Wi-Fi internet access is all the rage these days, especially when it’s free. To help meet the rising demand, internet company Terra has devised a program that not only cleans up parks in Mexico City but also offers Wi-Fi gratis. All you need to do to receive speedy web access is deposit your dog’s dumps into designated disposal bins. The bigger the turd, the more minutes you get. Now why didn’t I think of that?