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Turkey Call Fellatio FTW!

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The only thing I love more than local news slags acting like idiots is local news slags simulating oral sex on Live television. Behold, a daffy blonde cougar grabbing a black turkey caller with gusto and treating it like she does every other long black shaft she’s ever seen.

This broad is a bona fide dual threat. She blows and jerks like a pro. My Thanksgiving just got a little bit happier.

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