Ten Pictures That Would Make Awesome Movies
So, some guy who used to work for Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson stumbled upon the illustration above on DeviantArt and successfully pitched it to New Line, and presto! — a feature-length movie was born, because nothing says blockbuster franchise like a teddy bear aiming a tiny wooden sword at Cloverfield while a kid sleeps. Right?
Nevertheless, this silly story inspired me to troll the net for other pictures and photos that would translate seamlessly to the big screen. Here are ten pics guaranteed to rake in huge cash.
No Ordinary White Trash
Plot: James Franco plays Todd Kramer, a professional frat boy who finds himself trapped in a bathroom stall following a campus wide power outage. With only a pillow, toilet bowl cleaner and brush, Todd struggles to stay alive.
Dingle Berry: A Love Story
Plot: Two star football players form an intense “friendship” both on and off the field in the midst of a championship season. Will they give in to their hidden desires, or succumb to heterosexual prejudices?
Extremely Radical and Incredibly Far Out
Plot: Based on Vincent Van Gogh’s post-impressionist masterpiece Starry Night, a ’70s era astronomer repeatedly drops acid while peering through his telescope. Starring Tommy Chong and directed by Gaspar Noe.
Teeter-Totter Massacre 3D
Plot: There’s a new neighborhood seesaw for boys and girls to enjoy. But fun and frivolity quickly turns gruesome when it’s discovered the teeter-totter was built atop a notorious serial killer’s grave.
Skank and the Deer Head
Plot: Ribald comedy will never be the same after this scandalous romp. In order to pay her tuition, an industrious coed decides to stream her sexual trysts with a stuffed deer head named Kirby. It’s the horniest flick of the year!