Ten Famous Women Who Might Be Men

Every now and then, you see a woman who just doesn’t look, you know, like a chick. And it makes you wonder, is she really a dude? Now, even if she turns out to be a woman, she still has the ‘male look,’ if not the hermaphrodite rumors. Lady Gaga is the most recent star to have those rumors (but I don’t think she really looks like a man). Here are some of those women who look like men, and the men who they look like.

1

Pink

People say that Pink has a nice body, but I’ve never seen it because I can’t get past that train wreck of a face. Looks like: Johnny Rotten.

2

Jamie Lee Curtis

Here’s a woman who is rumored to be a hermaphrodite. Notice the similarities between her and Tim Robbins?

3

Serena Williams

If there were a female A-Team, she’d be Mr. T.

4

Rachel Dratch

If ever a last name fit the description, it’s Rachel, cause people grab their throat and scream DRATCH when they see her. This is despite the fact that she is genuinely funny. Who does she look like? Chris Kattan in drag.

5

Rosie O’Donnell

La lova num botaffa!

6

Diane Keaton

It’s possible it was just the once, when Keaton wore this outfit, the rumors flew… Perhaps she should’ve played Chaplin instead of Robert Downey, Jr.

7

Glenn Close

… looks like boy wonder Rick Schroder

8

Janet Reno

…looks like comedian Patton Oswalt.

9

Whoopi Goldberg

…looks like Rick James, Bitch!

And finally…

10

Penny Marshall

… looks like Ozzy Osbourne. Guess which is which.

Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner

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