Say What? Odd English.
I have personally never been to ‘The Orient’, by which I mean China, Japan, or either of the Koreas. I really don’t have any immediate plans to do so, but were I to suddenly change my mind and decide that subjecting myself to sticking out like the biggest sore thumb ever, I can rest comfortably at least knowing that these foreign countries will do their damnedest to cater to my language of choice (see: English) by translating all of their products for me. Obviously there are enough of us Americans over in Asia to warrant this necessity, and that, readers, is what makes this all the more humorous. You see, translations are a tad difficult when converting from, say, Japanese to American English. Not only that, but it’s fucking hilarious! Why do I bring all this up, you ask? Well, I happened to stumble on Engrish.com where they have graciously gathered a shit load of said mis-translations under one convenient web site! So, I perused for a long, long while and borrowed twenty of their images for use with my own personal comments. Do yourself a favor though, and waste a few hours over there. Fun is best had! Now you read!