Russia Has Swimming Cats

swimming cat 560x319Before I even pressed play on this video, I was prepared to unfurl a classic OMGWTF dissertation about Russia’s super secret underground KGB led program to transform cats into lethal killing machines by putting them through a rigorous training regimen normally reserved for Navy SEALs. It was going to epic and outrageous and chock-full of crackpot conspiracy jargon like black ops sites and guerilla information warfare.

Then I watched the video. Rather than be awestruck by the Michael Phelps of felines, I was distracted by the blonde Russian chick wearing the thong bikini. I mean, the swimming cat is great and everything, but that kitty could’ve been spinning plates and whistling Dixie while riding a penny-farthing and I wouldn’t have noticed.

[Via The Daily What]

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