Industrious Teen Uses Twitter to Invite Porn Stars to Prom

pornkid headerTwitter really is a wonderful invention. Where else can a jackass like me hurl 140-character insults at Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher, make delightfully tasteless jokes about the recently deceased and share my most mundane of thoughts? As awesome as all that is, I have to kick myself in the stones for never using this social networking marvel to solicit porn stars. But Minnesota teen “Mad” Mike Stone sure did. In a move straight outta The Girl Next Door, Mikey boy took to Twitter to find himself a smokin’ hot prom date among some of the adult industry’s finest.

pornkid 1 560x245I would’ve tossed in a “please” as well. I hear porn actresses love it when you say please.

pornkid 2 560x247Interesting. He dropped the whole plane ticket thing and instead went for the direct approach.

pornkid 3 560x191Man, now he’s offering up massages to help sweeten the deal. What up wit deese hoes, yo?

pornkid 4 560x239Eureka! Sounds like a project for Kickstarter.

[Via BuzzFeed]

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