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Criminal Quote of the Year: “I got swag”

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Some wacked out of his gourd dipshit named Vardan Aslanyan led police on a high-speed chase through Hollywood last weekend. Thankfully, he was arrested before killing someone, and even more thankfully, local news cameras were there to capture his incarceration. Stay tuned for the perp interview of the year.

“I got swag.” Indeed you do, sir.

[Via The High Definite]

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