Fun With Roofies

fun with roofies 560x322Flunitrazepam, aka roofies, aka the date rape drug, are pills that are marketed as a “strong hypnotic and powerful sedative, anticonvulsant, anxiolytic, amnestic, and skeletal muscle relaxant drug.”

Unlike alcohol, the roofie is used in a small percentage of date rapes, where the guy slips it into the girl’s drink then has his way with her. This has led to an increase in girls not placing their drink down at bars and frat parties. It’s also led to an increase in the use of the lame one-liner, “If it weren’t for roofies, I’d never get laid.” Haha.

Roofies have a line of humorous posters:

HAHAHA. SO FUNNY.

The roofie has also led to an inappropriate clothing line:

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So you’ve never heard of a roofie? How about a roofie-colada? I’m down to my last roofie… but you’re worth it.

HAHAHAHAHA. T-Shirts are funny.

More T-Shirts, some of which you can get on eBay:

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AHAHAHA! OH MY GOD I’M DYING OF LAUGHING. ROOFIES AND DATE RAPE IS SO FUNNY.

The end.

Disclaimer: Neither the author, nor Gunaxin, endorses date-rape, the use of roofies for anything other than prescribed reasons, and thinks that you are a complete retard if you find any of those slogans funny or buy those shirts.

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