Fun in the All-Powerful Sarlacc

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The Sarlacc is the delightful beast that inhabits the Pit of Carkoon, aka Tatooine sinkhole, in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. While George Lucas didn’t include too much sex and sexuality in the movies, the Sarlacc is the vagina dentata of the franchise.

The Sarlacc was yet another item that underwent transformation between the 1983 original and the Special Edition.

Original

original 560x242Awe, look at the cute little tentacle.

Special Edition

special editionThat’s what she said.

Sarlacc Anatomy

Sarlacc Body 560x948(Click to enbiggen) via Wookieepedia

 

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Sarlacc Dialogue

C-3PO: “His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
Han Solo: “Good, I hate long waits.
C-3PO: “You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.
Han Solo: “Doesn’t sound so bad.
C-3PO: “In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Han Solo: “On second thought, let’s pass on that, huh?

Sarlacc Pillow

Picture 122 560x416

via Flickr

Sarlacc LEGO

Picture 121via Flickr

Another Sarlacc LEGO

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Sarlacc Cake

Sarlacc Surprise

via Great White Snark

Sarlacc Trash Can

Deluxe Sarlacc Trash Can

via Star Wars Galaxies wiki

Sarlacc in Family Guy

Sarlacc in Robot Chicken

Sarlacc Tattoo

Sarlacc Tattoo

via Look at This Frakking Geekster

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