Other Celebrity Stormtrooper Action Figures

By Ben Sumner (@benjaminsumner) on August 19th, 2010

As everyone knows, George Lucas unveiled the Jon Stewart Stormtrooper action figure (read about it on asylum.com). That was good for a chuckle, but Star Wars is to be taken seriously. So now that we’ve resorted to collecting celebrity Stormtrooper action figures, we need to make a wish list of others that we’d want.

Gunaxin didn’t stop there. Using our crappy Photoshop skills (yes, we suck at Photoshop… criticize something else), we created prototypes of the celebrity Star Wars figures that we want to see on the shelves soon. So, let’s take a look.

First we’ll select Stormtroppers based on Gunaxin’s Six Questions.

Favorite Hottie

Favorite Gadget

Favorite Movie

Favorite Comedian

Favorite Athletes

Favorite Beer

The next ones aren’t a part of the Six Questions, but they are other people that we admire.

Favorite Musician

Favorite Television Show

Favorite Actors

Favorite Politicians

Favorite Former Political Journalist

Favorite CNN Employees

Favorite Neurotic Dorks

Hey, it’s the Sandtrooper (get it?)

Favorite Boobs

Favorite… Four-way Duel?

Favorite Coach

Favorite Has-Been TV Actor

Favorite 90s White Rapper

Favorite… I don’t know

Favorite 80s Singers

Jackson Deserves Another

Actually, this works for anyone, including Gunaxin’s favorite movie characters.

movies stormtroopers

And in conclusion, we present… The Gunaxin Stormtrooper

Thanks to Gunaxin writers Art, Stew and Jim Larsen for contributing to this post.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.