This seemed like a good idea, then I remembered that spooky ass evil Leprechaun.

Oh the things I would do to get my hands on a Shamrock Shake

Apparently, Jay Leno is funny. Or something.

Robble robble.

Violence is The Answer. Especially when it comes to these jerks.

Do the pornstars represent your mother?

The right to wear those colorful tights has a horrible price.

The Internet has become so incredibly nerdy and self-centered that it’s actually re-adapting TV shows, movies and songs as whiny blog entries.

Links for those that hate Valentine’s Day

“simpletons love animals and Ellen Griswold has aged better than Clark”