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Body Spray Sets Off School Fire Alarm
The Greatest Food Truck Owner Ever!
Turn Dog Poop Into Free Wi-Fi
Man Forced to Moonwalk at Gunpoint
Creepy Dentist Collects Celebrity Teeth
Swedish People Dance During Lunch Hour
Batman Doesn’t Let Police Stop Him From Visiting Children in Hospital
Industrious Teen Uses Twitter to Invite Porn Stars to Prom
Looking For a Tax Break? Support the Stache Act
Cop Charged for Raiding Refrigerator
Jazz FM Station Broadcasts Gay Porn Audio
Montana Man Enters Into High-Speed Chase For Fun
Python Attacks Book Club Meeting. Wait, What?
Randall Terry: Insane “Democrat” For President
Sikhs Hate Jay Leno
Ohio TV Station Uses Puppets to Reenact Bribery Trial
Vladimir Putin: Victim of Trolling
Reverend Opens Tattoo Parlor Inside Church
PETA Wants Memorial For Dead Cows
Weekly World News: Not So Fair and Balanced
News Anchor DERP Faces
A Brief History of Nudity and Statues
To Whom it May Concern on May 22nd
Smell The Bullshit
Elizabeth Taylor’s Husbands Say Their Goodbyes
Wars Have Funny Names
Moon to Earth: Eat It.
Men’s Dreams Crushed By Boobs
Jon Stewart Calls Out Republicans on 9/11 Responders
Dateline November 19: We’re All Going to Die
Sarah Palin Can Make Up Her Own Words Now, Too
Gunaxin’s Rally to Restore Sanity Photos
Stuff That Happened in History! October Fifth.
A Satirical Salute to Glenn Beck
Orly Taitz – The Thorn in the Side of Democracy
Learn Something, Stupid! – Part II : Spelling
Small People Offended by BP Chairman
Jesus Christ, That’s Lightning!
Our President is Boring
Kevin Costner Will Save the World
Today in Historical History: May 25th – Birthdays
Today In Historical History: May 24th
Ninja Vigilantes Protecting the Streets of Sydney
TV Chef Busted On Murder-For-Hire
Oil, Oil Everywhere- Or: Why We Need Superman
Gunaxin Explains: The British Election
Pee Wee Makes a Jokey
Earth Day is a Sham
Glen Beck Fans Get Towed
Ah, Uma Thurman… How You’ve Fallen
Carl Sagan Was Spot On
Shrimp Proves Aliens Might Exist
Revisiting the Greatest Leprechaun Story Ever Told
Lindsay Lohan is NOT a Milkaholic!
Kickin’ Asteroid: The Dino Dilemma.
Science Knows Where You Are
Weekly Standard Denies the Existence of MILFs
Big Brother is Assigning you Homework
“My Way” Might Just Be Your Swan Song In The Phillipines
New $7000 Sexbot will Guarantee you’ll Never Love Again
Australia Bans Itty-Bitty Titties
The Cuddler Strikes Again
Even Toddlers Know The Internet Is For Porn
Man Dies After Swallowing Weed
Obama Due To Die Within Two Weeks
Major Retailers Screw Soldiers Over Shipping
Twitter Shouldn’t Be Everywhere, Film At Eleven
Tooth Fairy Strikes San Francisco
Finally, A Holiday Cause We Can Get Behind: Give Toys, Get A Lap Dance!
Canadian Insurers Are Jerks, Too
Airline Fires Guy Trying to Defend It
Vegas Ends Strippers-on-a-Truck
Scientist Turns Out To Be Ex-Hooker, Awesome
Deer vs. Lions
Jack, Did you think it would work?
Prostitution is not Recession Proof
Sex So Good, She Got Amnesia
The Old Man vs. The Library
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