March 10th, 2010
Lindsay Lohan is NOT a Milkaholic!
Lohan sues eTrade for mocking her life as a milkaholic. She’s an ALCOHOLIC, idiots!
March 7th, 2010
Kickin’ Asteroid: The Dino Dilemma.
Giant Space Rock Ends Dino Dominance: News At 11.
February 25th, 2010
Science Knows Where You Are
How predictable are you? 93% predictable, says Science.
February 23rd, 2010
Weekly Standard Denies the Existence of MILFs
Do you seriously believe that we wouldn’t sleep with these women?
February 19th, 2010
Big Brother is Assigning you Homework
Making sure the students have the tools to do their work. And also peep on them!
February 9th, 2010
“My Way” Might Just Be Your Swan Song In The Phillipines
Old Blue Eyes is the Phillippine Harbinger of Death
February 2nd, 2010
New $7000 Sexbot will Guarantee you’ll Never Love Again
You know, it’s a lot easier to just buy 7000 dollars worth of lube.
January 29th, 2010
Australia Bans Itty-Bitty Titties
A-cup breast sizes are now banned in porn shipped to Australia.
