We Should Really Stop Making Fun of These People
February 28th, 2012 by

Seriously, it’s like beating up an old person.

Eight Favorite Things From the GOP Presidential Race
February 16th, 2012 by

Moments that made us laugh until we cried, sometimes without even laughing.

Valentine’s Day Advice from The Advice Guy
February 13th, 2012 by

Tips to impress the ladies this Valentine’s Day.

Ten Reasons Why Everyone Hates Spiders
January 6th, 2012 by

If you didn’t already hate spiders, this list ought to help.

How to Get That Dream Job
November 28th, 2011 by

Three simple steps to winning your “dream job”

Five Other Uses of the Word ‘Turkey’
November 23rd, 2011 by

Enjoy a few slices of other turkey!

Ten Halloween Costumes for Complete Douchebags
October 31st, 2011 by

Just be like us and stick with the classic “bed sheet ghost” costume.

The Ten Greatest Star Wars Ads for Non-Star Wars Products
October 4th, 2011 by

Even Star Wars can pimp products better than most spokes people!

Top Five Sexiest Serial Killers
September 30th, 2011 by

Some of the most reviled and heartless people in history, but they sure can be cute!

Grow a Manly Beard in Five Easy Steps
September 7th, 2011 by

Growing A Beard and You! A Public Service Message

Eight Chicks People Mistakenly Find Attractive
August 24th, 2011 by

These famous ladies are the opposite of pretty.

Five Embarrassing Moments in X-Ray Tech
August 19th, 2011 by

It’s only funny if it doesn’t happen to you.

Eight Reasons Why Darth Vader Wasn’t Really All That Evil
July 28th, 2011 by

Darth Vader: Not as Evil as You Might Think

Ten Life-Lessons Learned from Cartoons
June 29th, 2011 by

Your life can be far better under toon law!

What Ten Overused Expressions Actually Mean
June 1st, 2011 by

Stop making a hyperbole out of everything, ya freak!

Five Stand-Up Comedians You Need To Be Following on Twitter
May 26th, 2011 by

It’s like getting comedy for free, 140 characters at a time.

Easy Ways For Girls To Get Hotter
April 19th, 2011 by

Ladies, take your style advice from us.

Animals With Super Powers
April 14th, 2011 by

These animals have been imbued with Super Powers!

Nine Places Superheroes Hide Their Costumes
April 6th, 2011 by

When you’re a Superhero, there’s only so many places to hide a costume.

The John Madden Scale Of Rating Women
March 21st, 2011 by

No tired 1-10 scale here. We rate women like attributes in a video game.

Top Ten Stand-Up Comedy Favorites of All-Time
March 18th, 2011

A list of a few stand-up comedians who have made me laugh for years…

Five Faces of the Party Store
March 2nd, 2011 by

Five people that make being a clerk so much more exciting.

Five of the Geekiest Proposals
February 12th, 2011 by

I 00111100 00110011 you.

Six Ways Humans Will Evolve
February 10th, 2011 by

Ways our bodies will be different in the future.

Five Candidates To Replace Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak
February 9th, 2011 by

And the next leader of Egypt is…

Anagrammed Musicians
January 26th, 2011 by

I’m-a go listen to some Maple Jar… see ya…

Learn Something, Stupid! Part III: How This Stuff Works
January 6th, 2011 by

Learning is fun! Especially when it’s about crap you don’t care about!

The Ten Funniest Commercials of 2010
December 30th, 2010 by

Watch these funny ads from 2010, ya jackwagon!

What Re-Hashed Trends To Expect in 2011
December 29th, 2010 by

Will my Hammer Pants finally come back?

Ten Message-Sending Gifts for 2010
December 22nd, 2010 by

For those sending a message this holiday season.