Five Stand-Up Comedians You Need To Be Following on Twitter
May 26th, 2011 by

It’s like getting comedy for free, 140 characters at a time.

Easy Ways For Girls To Get Hotter
April 19th, 2011 by

Ladies, take your style advice from us.

Animals With Super Powers
April 14th, 2011 by

These animals have been imbued with Super Powers!

Nine Places Superheroes Hide Their Costumes
April 6th, 2011 by

When you’re a Superhero, there’s only so many places to hide a costume.

The John Madden Scale Of Rating Women
March 21st, 2011 by

No tired 1-10 scale here. We rate women like attributes in a video game.

Top Ten Stand-Up Comedy Favorites of All-Time
March 18th, 2011

A list of a few stand-up comedians who have made me laugh for years…

Five Faces of the Party Store
March 2nd, 2011 by

Five people that make being a clerk so much more exciting.

Five of the Geekiest Proposals
February 12th, 2011 by

I 00111100 00110011 you.

Six Ways Humans Will Evolve
February 10th, 2011 by

Ways our bodies will be different in the future.

Five Candidates To Replace Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak
February 9th, 2011 by

And the next leader of Egypt is…

Anagrammed Musicians
January 26th, 2011 by

I’m-a go listen to some Maple Jar… see ya…

Learn Something, Stupid! Part III: How This Stuff Works
January 6th, 2011 by

Learning is fun! Especially when it’s about crap you don’t care about!

The Ten Funniest Commercials of 2010
December 30th, 2010 by

Watch these funny ads from 2010, ya jackwagon!

What Re-Hashed Trends To Expect in 2011
December 29th, 2010 by

Will my Hammer Pants finally come back?

Ten Message-Sending Gifts for 2010
December 22nd, 2010 by

For those sending a message this holiday season.

Predicting the Next Five Facebook Fads
December 13th, 2010 by

Gaze into the terrible future!

Six Badass Soldiers Who Practically Lived Forever
December 9th, 2010 by

These six dudes did more in their 100 years than 60 men in ten years. What?

Four of the Most Pathetic Acts of Betrayal in War
December 8th, 2010 by

Betray me once, shame on you. Betray me twice, also shame on you.

Four Famous People With Radically Different Twins
November 9th, 2010 by

Because twins are awesome.

Ancient Mysteries Presents: How to be Funny
November 4th, 2010 by

If you aren’t funny, this might help.

Top Ten Ghosts from Pop Culture
October 31st, 2010 by

Characters from books, movies, video games, cartoons and other Pop Culture.

Eight of the Creepiest Fictional Castles
October 27th, 2010 by

Ooooh, scary castles. Stay away!

Which Woman in History Would You Hatef$#k?
October 7th, 2010 by

Eva Braun or Bonnie Parker? Joan Crawford or Marie Antoinette?

Twelve Ugly Women of the 1970s
October 6th, 2010 by

The decade was good to women, but bad for beauticians.

The Twenty Duckiest Ducks From Pop Culture
September 28th, 2010 by

Shut the duck up and read about 20 waterfowls.

Ten Wars That Will Happen in Our Lifetime
September 9th, 2010 by

And you thought U.S. vs. Iraq was unnecessary.

Ten Apps the iPhone Needs to Have
September 8th, 2010 by

Need to cuff your irritating neighbor? There needs to be an App for that.

Ten Reasons Why Al Sharpton Is an Idiot
August 31st, 2010 by

Ten reasons out of many, many more.

Why Must I be a Paraphiliast in Love?
August 26th, 2010 by

Having fetishes is one thing, but having perverse fetishes, well…

Getting Your Child Ready For School the Right Way
August 11th, 2010 by

How to avoid turning your kid into a loser.