Even the best among us have their moments of alleged molestation.
Got a headache? Put some weird, disgusting crap on it!
Frankly, these scare the hell out of us.
Have a tacky, tasteless Christmas!
Christmas isn’t all Egg Nog and NBA tripleheaders.
Ho, ho, holy crap, these are terrible.
One terrifying St. Nick for each day of Christmas.
Every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’, should be boiled and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
Amazingly we think Michael Scott has broken every rule on this list.
You’re doing it wrong.
Avoid these people and the things they say this holiday season.
Eat Turkey, Watch the Game, and Shut-up.
‘Mayor for Life’ certainly made things interesting.
It’s all about what you think you know on Thanksgiving
If a football in the groin is hilarious, then this is horrifying.
Scare the pants off little kids (not in a perverted way).
These six dudes did more in their 100 years than 60 men in ten years. What?
Time to ruin the dreams of children.
“Crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”
Time to cast some pedophile shaped stones at these creepy characters.
What does a dinosaur on your lawn mean?
Some of their quirks will ruin your party.
Not all sidekicks suck.
“We need to think outside the box.” Ugh.
Technological wonders are waiting for us in the future.
It’s finally here.
“Wars not make one great.” -Yoda
Who says you need to kill to make out like a bandit?
He’s sexy and he knows it.
There are words out there that nicely fill unknown descriptions. These are ten of those words.
Because a cheap LCD TV is definitely worth going to Jail or a Hospital over.
Four steps to make your Turkey Day more enjoyable.
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