You’ll thank us later.
Just say no to these.
…or five ways to get what she wants on Valentine’s Day.
Special assholes for a special day.
It’s that time of year again, make it count this time.
It wasn’t a very good year, and we can prove it.
Sites that make lame listicles are the worst.
Christmas isn’t all Egg Nog and NBA tripleheaders.
Have a tacky, tasteless Christmas!
Ending the “War on Christmas” and celebrating the Pagan Mid-Winter Festival.
Badass stories are the best kind of stories.
Is there any truth hiding behind these stereotypes?
Go deeper than a Boa or an Iguana.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart would be proud.
Trying to get healthy can be harmful?
Who doesn’t love to get rewarded for something he achieved?
These men are gravely misguided.
When fiction becomes reality.
When online commenters get all the attention.
When attempts to scare lead to laughter…
Some criminals have it all. But some have really let it get away from them.
Not all records are made to be broken.
Attempting to separate myth from reality.
The people we love to loathe.
Seriously, U.S. News and World Report must be trolling us.
We’re really not that difficult to figure out.
Math. It’s hard. Don’t even bother.
Genetalia Flashing is a last resort.
Lazy or Slang, either way you look like an idiot.
Finally! All the reasons why you’re a disgusting pig on one convenient page.
A gallery of adorable puppies dressed as Santa.
Ho, ho, holy crap, these are terrible.
One terrifying St. Nick for each day of Christmas.
These people tried to steal this years Christmas. Bah Humbug!
They leave baggage under the tree.
Learn a little about the X-Mas stuff you use yearly.