If a football in the groin is hilarious, then this is horrifying.
Scare the pants off little kids (not in a perverted way).
These six dudes did more in their 100 years than 60 men in ten years. What?
Time to ruin the dreams of children.
“Crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”
Time to cast some pedophile shaped stones at these creepy characters.
What does a dinosaur on your lawn mean?
Some of their quirks will ruin your party.
Not all sidekicks suck.
“We need to think outside the box.” Ugh.
Technological wonders are waiting for us in the future.
It’s finally here.
“Wars not make one great.” -Yoda
Who says you need to kill to make out like a bandit?
He’s sexy and he knows it.
There are words out there that nicely fill unknown descriptions. These are ten of those words.
Do time travelers leave clues of their journeys to our past?
If you’re an American, and you can read, check out your trashy little past times!
A list of people who changed their minds after having a hand in changing the world.
You’ll thank us later.
Just say no to these.
…or five ways to get what she wants on Valentine’s Day.
Special assholes for a special day.
It’s that time of year again, make it count this time.
It wasn’t a very good year, and we can prove it.
Sites that make lame listicles are the worst.
Ending the “War on Christmas” and celebrating the Pagan Mid-Winter Festival.
Badass stories are the best kind of stories.
Is there any truth hiding behind these stereotypes?
Go deeper than a Boa or an Iguana.
A Malaysian Cat with an amazing skill.
Women too Awesome, Awful, or Offbeat for Kids’ Movies.
If you’re old and you frequent the beach, please tread carefully.
Ho, ho, holy crap, these are terrible.
Mona Lisa smile… in 95 different ways.
“So What’cha Want” by the Beastie Boys and other hits.