Five Ways to Avoid An Unwanted Valentine’s Day Date
February 13th, 2014 by

You’ll thank us later.

Five Awful Valentine’s Day Gifts
February 13th, 2014 by

Just say no to these.

Five Annoying Things About Valentine’s Day
February 13th, 2014 by

…or five ways to get what she wants on Valentine’s Day.

Ten People You Meet at Super Bowl Parties
January 28th, 2014 by

Special assholes for a special day.

How to Make a Proper New Year’s Resolution
January 1st, 2014 by

It’s that time of year again, make it count this time.

Ten Things That Sucked in 2013
December 30th, 2013 by

It wasn’t a very good year, and we can prove it.

Five Worst “Worst of 2013″ Lists
December 27th, 2013 by

Sites that make lame listicles are the worst.

Ten Annoying Things About Christmas
December 19th, 2013 by

Christmas isn’t all Egg Nog and NBA tripleheaders.

Big Bill the office stud. And that guy standing next to him.
December 17th, 2013 by

Have a tacky, tasteless Christmas!

Should Atheists Celebrate Christmas?
December 16th, 2013 by

Ending the “War on Christmas” and celebrating the Pagan Mid-Winter Festival.

He beat a man to death with it once.
November 11th, 2013 by

Badass stories are the best kind of stories.

Ten Misconceptions About Atheism
November 8th, 2013 by

Is there any truth hiding behind these stereotypes?

Four of the World’s Weirdest Pets
November 6th, 2013 by

Go deeper than a Boa or an Iguana.

Five Amazing Modern Child Prodigies
October 15th, 2013 by

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart would be proud.

Four Things We Do for Our Health That Often Don’t Work
October 9th, 2013 by

Trying to get healthy can be harmful?

Seven Aspirational Honors of Prestige
October 8th, 2013 by

Who doesn’t love to get rewarded for something he achieved?

Three Styles That Guys (Mistakenly) Believe Women Like
October 3rd, 2013 by

These men are gravely misguided.

Four Real Stories of Breaking Bad Coming True
September 29th, 2013 by

When fiction becomes reality.

Five Comments by Regular People that Went Viral
September 23rd, 2013 by

When online commenters get all the attention.

Five Pieces of Unintentionally Hilarious Popular Online Horror
September 12th, 2013 by

When attempts to scare lead to laughter…

Five Horrible Criminal Getaways
August 28th, 2013 by

Some criminals have it all. But some have really let it get away from them.

Six World Records That May Never Fall
August 13th, 2013 by

Not all records are made to be broken.

Seven Notorious National Stereotypes
August 5th, 2013 by

Attempting to separate myth from reality.

Ten Types of People Who are Easily Hateable
July 25th, 2013 by

The people we love to loathe.

Ten Bad Reasons to Avoid Retirement
July 23rd, 2013 by

Seriously, U.S. News and World Report must be trolling us.

Five Things Men Love and Why
July 18th, 2013 by

We’re really not that difficult to figure out.

Math Problems You’ll Never Solve
July 10th, 2013 by

Math. It’s hard. Don’t even bother.

How to Court Ladies Like a Baboon
June 17th, 2013 by

Genetalia Flashing is a last resort.

Ten Annoying Words on Social Media
June 5th, 2013 by

Lazy or Slang, either way you look like an idiot.

Five Disgusting Habits and Why You Do Them
May 31st, 2013 by

Finally! All the reasons why you’re a disgusting pig on one convenient page.