Time to ruin the dreams of children.
“Crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”
Time to cast some pedophile shaped stones at these creepy characters.
What does a dinosaur on your lawn mean?
Some of their quirks will ruin your party.
Not all sidekicks suck.
“We need to think outside the box.” Ugh.
Technological wonders are waiting for us in the future.
It’s finally here.
“Wars not make one great.” -Yoda
Who says you need to kill to make out like a bandit?
He’s sexy and he knows it.
There are words out there that nicely fill unknown descriptions. These are ten of those words.
Finding Joy on Tax Day
Do time travelers leave clues of their journeys to our past?
If you’re an American, and you can read, check out your trashy little past times!
A list of people who changed their minds after having a hand in changing the world.
The weirdest parts of history happen off of the books.
You’ll thank us later.
Just say no to these.
…or five ways to get what she wants on Valentine’s Day.
Special assholes for a special day.
It’s that time of year again, make it count this time.
It wasn’t a very good year, and we can prove it.
Sites that make lame listicles are the worst.
Christmas isn’t all Egg Nog and NBA tripleheaders.
Have a tacky, tasteless Christmas!
Ending the “War on Christmas” and celebrating the Pagan Mid-Winter Festival.
You’re doing it wrong.
Badass stories are the best kind of stories.
Amazing digital artwork of spooky pop culture icons.
And you thought Charlie Brown’s Halloween costume was bad.
Who would be a pie instead of a kick-ass Jack-O-Lantern?
Horror movies that used to be comedies.
The dirtiest agent in the game gets dirty.
Your favorite characters in paper doll form.