Ten Asinine Versions of The Twelve Days of Christmas
December 17th, 2014 by

Ho, ho, holy crap, these are terrible.

The Twelve Creepiest Santas
December 17th, 2014 by

One terrifying St. Nick for each day of Christmas.

Four Real-Life Christmas Scrooges
December 16th, 2014 by

Every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’, should be boiled and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

Avoid Being “That Guy” at Your Office Christmas Party
December 15th, 2014 by

Amazingly we think Michael Scott has broken every rule on this list.

Ten Must-Follow Rules for any Good Holiday Photo Card
December 3rd, 2014

You’re doing it wrong.

Five Phrases Guaranteed to Kill a Conversation
November 30th, 2014

Avoid these people and the things they say this holiday season.

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at Thanksgiving Dinner
November 24th, 2014 by

Eat Turkey, Watch the Game, and Shut-up.

Top Ten Marion Barry Moments
November 23rd, 2014 by

‘Mayor for Life’ certainly made things interesting.

Nine Myths About Thanksgiving
November 20th, 2014 by

It’s all about what you think you know on Thanksgiving

Seven Bizarre Injuries to the Goodies
November 18th, 2014

If a football in the groin is hilarious, then this is horrifying.

Sleep tight, kids!
November 12th, 2014 by

Scare the pants off little kids (not in a perverted way).

Six Badass Soldiers Who Practically Lived Forever
November 11th, 2014 by

These six dudes did more in their 100 years than 60 men in ten years. What?

Five Trick-or-Treat Items to Guarantee No One Ever Comes Back
October 28th, 2014 by

Time to ruin the dreams of children.

Six Most Ridiculous Prison Escapes
October 15th, 2014 by

“Crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”

Ten Creepy Old Guys Who Got a Pass
October 9th, 2014 by

Time to cast some pedophile shaped stones at these creepy characters.

Seven Types of Animal Lawn Ornaments Explained
September 30th, 2014

What does a dinosaur on your lawn mean?

Five Historical Figures Who You Wouldn’t Want to Party With
September 15th, 2014

Some of their quirks will ruin your party.

Five Kickass Sidekicks (That Are Way Cooler Than Their Bosses)
September 8th, 2014 by

Not all sidekicks suck.

Ten Common Workplace Words/Phrases That Should Be Banned
September 1st, 2014 by

“We need to think outside the box.” Ugh.

Ten Science Fiction Concepts Ruined by Human Nature
July 20th, 2014

Technological wonders are waiting for us in the future.

Five Great Things About Summer
June 10th, 2014

It’s finally here.

Five Reasons for War and Why They Are Stupid
May 25th, 2014 by

“Wars not make one great.” -Yoda

Ten Big Robberies Without any Human Casualties
May 8th, 2014

Who says you need to kill to make out like a bandit?

Five Reasons Why Boba Fett Attracts More Women than You Do
May 4th, 2014

He’s sexy and he knows it.

Ten Words That Don’t Exist But Probably Should
April 24th, 2014 by

There are words out there that nicely fill unknown descriptions. These are ten of those words.

Fun Games for Your Tax Day Party
April 15th, 2014 by

Finding Joy on Tax Day

Ten Ways People are Searching for Time Travelers
April 7th, 2014 by

Do time travelers leave clues of their journeys to our past?

Ten Trashiest American Past Times
March 24th, 2014 by

If you’re an American, and you can read, check out your trashy little past times!

Four Founding Members Who Split
February 25th, 2014

A list of people who changed their minds after having a hand in changing the world.

Ten Legends About US Presidents
February 16th, 2014 by

The weirdest parts of history happen off of the books.