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Five Ways to Avoid An Unwanted Valentine’s Day Date
February 12th, 2016 by

You’ll thank us later.

Ten People You Meet at Super Bowl Parties
February 4th, 2016 by

Special assholes for a special day.

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at a Super Bowl Party
February 1st, 2016 by

Once again, we’re happy to offer you helpful tips.

The Twelve Creepiest Santas
December 24th, 2015 by

One terrifying St. Nick for each day of Christmas.

Ten Annoying Things About Christmas
December 22nd, 2015 by

Christmas isn’t all Egg Nog and NBA tripleheaders.

The History Behind Ten Well-Known Christmas Items
December 20th, 2015 by

Learn a little about the X-Mas stuff you use yearly.

Five Reasons Why Boba Fett Attracts More Women than You Do
December 17th, 2015

He’s sexy and he knows it.

Top Ten Star Wars Quotes Used in Everyday Situations
December 15th, 2015

“Do or do not. There is no try”

Ten Must-Follow Rules for any Good Holiday Photo Card
December 1st, 2015

You’re doing it wrong.

How to Have Fun on Thanksgiving
November 25th, 2015 by

Four steps to make your Turkey Day more enjoyable.

Ten Things to Make Thanksgiving Day Much Better This Year
November 23rd, 2015 by

Ideas to entertain yourself during the long Thanksgiving Day holiday.

Three Subtle Ways of Keeping Your Individuality in the Workplace
November 6th, 2015 by

It’s tough out there in the business world, don’t lose yourself.

Five Easy Trick-or-Treat Safety Tips
October 29th, 2015 by

Making safety a priority on Halloween.

Seven Notorious National Stereotypes
October 13th, 2015 by

Attempting to separate myth from reality.

Five Actual Facts About Chuck Norris
September 17th, 2015 by

Chuck Norris is a myth, a legend, an Internet meme.

Five Tips to Stay Calm Under Pressure
September 7th, 2015 by

Let it go, and enjoy the moment!

Nine Ridiculous How-To Books
September 2nd, 2015

The advice you DON’T need.

Three Reasons Big Business Gets Away With Anything
August 27th, 2015

Disney molests children! *RUNS*

Ten Things Only People With Glasses Will Understand
July 24th, 2015 by

Though glasses are sometimes necessary, they are sometimes a necessary evil.

Seven Tips to Beat the Summer Heat
July 22nd, 2015 by

It’s July. It’s Summer. It’s hot. Well what do ya know?

Six Helpful Hints for Bachelor Parties
July 21st, 2015 by

Don’t be that guy.

Four Surprisingly Lucrative Businesses
July 10th, 2015 by

Making money can be difficult and boring, so we found four unique ways people are becoming millionaires.

Nine Things Phone Support Staff Hear
June 29th, 2015 by

This inconvenience is unacceptable and I must speak to your supervisor now!

Four of the Most Pathetic Acts of Betrayal in War
June 15th, 2015 by

Betray me once, shame on you. Betray me twice, also shame on you.

Four Jurassic Park Dinosaurs as Pets
June 8th, 2015 by

You’re going to need a bigger pooper scooper.

Top Ten Deadliest Animals on Earth
May 26th, 2015 by

Damn, Nature! You Deadly!

He beat a man to death with it once.
May 25th, 2015 by

Badass stories are the best kind of stories.

Six Ways The Earth is Going To Kill You Real Soon
April 22nd, 2015 by

Damn, Earth! You deadly!

Fun Games for Your Tax Day Party
April 15th, 2015 by

Finding Joy on Tax Day

Four Famous People With Radically Different Twins
April 10th, 2015 by

In honor of National Sibling Day.