Six Most Ridiculous Prison Escapes
October 15th, 2014 by

“Crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”

Ten Creepy Old Guys Who Got a Pass
October 9th, 2014 by

Time to cast some pedophile shaped stones at these creepy characters.

Seven Types of Animal Lawn Ornaments Explained
September 30th, 2014

What does a dinosaur on your lawn mean?

Five Historical Figures Who You Wouldn’t Want to Party With
September 15th, 2014

Some of their quirks will ruin your party.

Five Kickass Sidekicks (That Are Way Cooler Than Their Bosses)
September 8th, 2014 by

Not all sidekicks suck.

Ten Common Workplace Words/Phrases That Should Be Banned
September 1st, 2014 by

“We need to think outside the box.” Ugh.

Ten Science Fiction Concepts Ruined by Human Nature
July 20th, 2014

Technological wonders are waiting for us in the future.

Five Great Things About Summer
June 10th, 2014

It’s finally here.

Five Reasons for War and Why They Are Stupid
May 25th, 2014 by

“Wars not make one great.” -Yoda

Ten Big Robberies Without any Human Casualties
May 8th, 2014

Who says you need to kill to make out like a bandit?

Five Reasons Why Boba Fett Attracts More Women than You Do
May 4th, 2014

He’s sexy and he knows it.

Ten Words That Don’t Exist But Probably Should
April 24th, 2014 by

There are words out there that nicely fill unknown descriptions. These are ten of those words.

Fun Games for Your Tax Day Party
April 15th, 2014 by

Finding Joy on Tax Day

Ten Ways People are Searching for Time Travelers
April 7th, 2014 by

Do time travelers leave clues of their journeys to our past?

Ten Trashiest American Past Times
March 24th, 2014 by

If you’re an American, and you can read, check out your trashy little past times!

Four Founding Members Who Split
February 25th, 2014

A list of people who changed their minds after having a hand in changing the world.

Ten Legends About US Presidents
February 16th, 2014 by

The weirdest parts of history happen off of the books.

Five Ways to Avoid An Unwanted Valentine’s Day Date
February 13th, 2014 by

You’ll thank us later.

Five Awful Valentine’s Day Gifts
February 13th, 2014 by

Just say no to these.

Five Annoying Things About Valentine’s Day
February 13th, 2014 by

…or five ways to get what she wants on Valentine’s Day.

Ten People You Meet at Super Bowl Parties
January 28th, 2014 by

Special assholes for a special day.

How to Make a Proper New Year’s Resolution
January 1st, 2014 by

It’s that time of year again, make it count this time.

Ten Things That Sucked in 2013
December 30th, 2013 by

It wasn’t a very good year, and we can prove it.

Five Worst “Worst of 2013″ Lists
December 27th, 2013 by

Sites that make lame listicles are the worst.

Ten Annoying Things About Christmas
December 19th, 2013 by

Christmas isn’t all Egg Nog and NBA tripleheaders.

Big Bill the office stud. And that guy standing next to him.
December 17th, 2013 by

Have a tacky, tasteless Christmas!

Should Atheists Celebrate Christmas?
December 16th, 2013 by

Ending the “War on Christmas” and celebrating the Pagan Mid-Winter Festival.

Ten Must-Follow Rules for any Good Holiday Photo Card
December 13th, 2013

You’re doing it wrong.

He beat a man to death with it once.
November 11th, 2013 by

Badass stories are the best kind of stories.

Ten Misconceptions About Atheism
November 8th, 2013 by

Is there any truth hiding behind these stereotypes?

Four of the World’s Weirdest Pets
November 6th, 2013 by

Go deeper than a Boa or an Iguana.

Five Trick-or-Treat Items to Guarantee No One Ever Comes Back
October 29th, 2013 by

Time to ruin the dreams of children.

Five Amazing Modern Child Prodigies
October 15th, 2013 by

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart would be proud.

Four Things We Do for Our Health That Often Don’t Work
October 9th, 2013 by

Trying to get healthy can be harmful?

Seven Aspirational Honors of Prestige
October 8th, 2013 by

Who doesn’t love to get rewarded for something he achieved?

Three Styles That Guys (Mistakenly) Believe Women Like
October 3rd, 2013 by

These men are gravely misguided.