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Cat Foiled in Jailbreak Attempt

cat 560x398Well, not quite.

A cat in Brazil was detained within the grounds of a Brazilian prison in Arapiraca city on New Year’s Day after strolling into the yard with contraband items taped to his feline body, as well as pulling his gigantic balls in a wheel barrow behind him.

The cat was found and subsequently “arrested” by armed guards…

catt 300x181There are unconfirmed reports that Ninja Cat, (as we’re calling him) may have been wearing a Musketeer’s hat and cape as well as adorable little boots. Reports suggesting that the cat was found with a miniature sword and Spanish accent have however been denied.

The cat’s haul contained drill bits, several files, headphones, and a mobile phone. After being detained, the cat was held and questioned for 13 minutes before being taken to a local animal center.

A spokesman from the prison told the press, “It’s tough to find out who’s responsible for the action as the cat doesn’t speak.”

And he is correct! Cats do not speak.

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