The ‘How to Be a Man’ Coloring Book
It has come to my recent attention that MEN are being woefully under-utilized in the ‘alternative media’ field. Specifically, of course, I refer to Coloring Books. If one wants to learn about MANHOOD via an extension of their ability to fill in shapes while remaining in the lines, one would turn toward Superhero subjects or possibly Camping. But neither of these truly illustrate what it is, and how to be, the aforementioned MAN. However, I have put together a ten-page book for your coloring enjoyment that more aptly showcases the reality behind what a MAN must do to be a MAN. Please print and enjoy.
This book is chock full of lessons and awesome. My new rule: Don’t NOT judge a book by its cover.
People don’t kill people, neither do guns… bullets. Bullets kill people.
Kissing is MANLY when bloodletting is occurring. Bloodletting is MANLY.
This is why MEN don’t wash their hands after using the CAN. Spreading piss germs is MANLY.
When all else fails: fight.
When a MAN eats, other MEN bow in his warming GLOW.
BEER: It’s what’s for BREAKFAST.
MEN lifting alone is awesome. MEN lifting together in one room is criminal.
The more MANLY you are, the HARDER you TOSS.
Women… what’re ya gonna do?