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A Satirical Salute to Glenn Beck
September 14th, 2010 in Humor > News

Basically, Glenn Beck is a loon.

The Ten Best Modern Acting Resumés
September 8th, 2010 in Media > Celebrities

These guys are really good at pretending.

Proper Technique for Facebook’s ‘Honesty Box’
September 7th, 2010 in Gadgets > Internet

Ask people stuff… anonymously.

How to Use Facebook’s ‘Like’ Button
August 29th, 2010 in Gadgets > Internet

Michelle is confused. Is sex supposed to last 15 seconds? [LIKE]

Orly Taitz – The Thorn in the Side of Democracy
August 27th, 2010 in Humor > News

ORLY? Is completely bonkers.

Movies That Demonstrate Zoophilia
August 26th, 2010 in Media > Movies

When the man/animal relationship goes too far.

Five Things that Cause Cancer (and Why You Shouldn’t Care)
August 25th, 2010 in Humor > Pop Culture

Don’t worry, hot dogs probably won’t kill you.

Four Ways to Use Your Vuvuzela until the Next World Cup
August 12th, 2010 in Sports > Soccer

The fad is over, it’s time to recycle!