Rich Solomon

Contributor at Gunaxin
I asked a student to call me Indiana Jones. Him: "But he has muscles." Me: "Are you saying I don't!?" Him: "You do, but his are big." - 31 days ago
Two (Not) Great Ways to Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions

Two (Not) Great Ways to Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions

We guarantee nothing. Just like your gym membership.

Creepy King Arthur Adaptations

Creepy King Arthur Adaptations

How to mess up a legendary tale.

Five Trick-or-Treat Items to Guarantee No One Ever Comes Back

Five Trick-or-Treat Items to Guarantee No One Ever Comes Back

Time to ruin the dreams of children.

How to Win at Facebook (By Pretending it’s Pokémon)

How to Win at Facebook (By Pretending it’s Pokémon)

When stalking your ex just isn’t enough.