Geoff Shakespeare

Hey everybody! My name is Geoff and I'm an Internet comedy writer. On the scale of human achievement that puts me somewhere between disgraced former Civil War Reenactor and out-of-work, semi-professional juggler. Follow me on twitter! twitter.com/g_shakespeare
Whatever Happened To Porn Like Grandma Used To Make?

Whatever Happened To Porn Like Grandma Used To Make?

We take a look back to the gentler Porn of yesteryear.

People You Didn’t Know You Could Hire: Adult Party Planner

People You Didn’t Know You Could Hire: Adult Party Planner

Put the Oh yes! back into your orgy.

Clearly one of the BEST uses of Bacon

The 6 Most Hideous Uses Of Bacon

Bacon! It can be so so right. But, mix it with some things and it’s so so wrong.

13 Ridiculously Unromantic Romance Comic Book Covers

13 Ridiculously Unromantic Romance Comic Book Covers

Aimed at teenage girls, young female professionals and creepy old guys

Scary or Wimpy? Dressing Your Kid Up For Halloween

Scary or Wimpy? Dressing Your Kid Up For Halloween

Would you rather dress your six-year-old like a mass murderer or a leather daddy?

Asking Yahoo Answers.

Asking Yahoo Answers.

Good advice is supportive, understanding, and helpful. So the Interent must be a perfect place to get it, right? We put Yahoo Answers to the test.

Ten of the Coolest Pads on the Planet

Ten of the Coolest Pads on the Planet

Remember that awesome house you designed when you were 8? Well these guys built theirs!

Jon Gosselin, A Douchebag For All Seasons

Jon Gosselin, A Douchebag For All Seasons

Being a Reality TV Star is the hardest job in the history of mankind. Is Jon Gosselin starting to crack under the pressure?

Ten Bizarre Celebrity Painters

Ten Bizarre Celebrity Painters

We love their movies and songs, but how about their paintings? Here are ten of the strangest Celebrity paintings. Caution! You will see dongs!

Five Kickass Sidekicks (That Are Way Cooler Than Their Bosses)

Five Kickass Sidekicks (That Are Way Cooler Than Their Bosses)

Not all sidekicks suck. In fact, some of them are a hell of a lot cooler, tougher, and smarter than their supposed bosses.

14 Incredibly Hot Japanese Women (You’ve Never Heard Of)

14 Incredibly Hot Japanese Women (You’ve Never Heard Of)

Japan isn’t only about sushi and ninjas. They’ve got some pretty incredible women there, too.

5 Cartoon Characters With Dangerous Food Addictions

5 Cartoon Characters With Dangerous Food Addictions

Why is it that so many cartoon characters have food issues? Learn the dark, delicious secrets behind some of your favorite kid’s characters.