These five winners were not worthy.

Humiliation and turmoil is only hilarious if it happens to others, right?

It’s that time of year again!

Essentially, you could have beaten Freddie Mercury with a pillowcase filled with doorknobs and it would have only made him stronger.

Quote whores run rampant through the streets of Movie Trailer Town, infecting our young men with film syphilis.

A list of people who changed their minds after having a hand in changing the world.

We shouldn’t have to read fine print to buy a damn book.

Who wouldn’t totally get off on Vanilla Ice cooking MCs like a pound of bacon every time we cracked open a Castle Lite?