Dan

Dan Seitz is a legendary Internet comedy writer in his own mind. He regularly writes for Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/members/theta), for Spike.com (http://www.spike.com/myspike/Theta1138) and for various other comedy sites such as OverthinkingIt.com and AMOG.com. If you'd like to exploit his comedy skills, he can be reached at cinnatusc@yahoo.com

Box Office Beatdown: All The Young Girls Love “Alice”

Box Office Beatdown: All The Young Girls Love “Alice”

“Alice In Wonderland” proved that audiences love mindless 3D spectacles

Tech Company Wants to Ruin Movies

Tech Company Wants to Ruin Movies

Making movies interactive with cell phones.

How Much Do You Pay for the Crap You Don’t Watch?

How Much Do You Pay for the Crap You Don’t Watch?

If you don’t care about sports, you’re getting screwed.

Corey Haim Dead at 38

Corey Haim Dead at 38

Our condolences to his family and fans.

Why Kathryn Bigelow’s Win Is Great for Film Nerds

Why Kathryn Bigelow’s Win Is Great for Film Nerds

Kathryn Bigelow captured Oscar gold. And she did it her way.

Box Office Beatdown: Everybody Loves Tim Burton’s Apathy

Box Office Beatdown: Everybody Loves Tim Burton’s Apathy

“Cop Out” has already become Kevin Smith’s highest grossing movie?

Gunaxin Versus the Oscars: How’d We Do?

Gunaxin Versus the Oscars: How’d We Do?

Check out the results of our wild ass guessing!

Weekend Preview – Corporate Acid Trip or “Training Day 2″

Weekend Preview – Corporate Acid Trip or “Training Day 2″

One looks pretty good and the other features a once-respected director nakedly cashing a paycheck.

Google vs. Apple

Google vs. Apple

The next nerd peen-size match.

Where’s Your Map Now Verizon?

Where’s Your Map Now Verizon?

Can’t we just admit that all phone carriers suck?