NASCAR Legend Dick Trickle, Dead at 71
The best name in the history of racing.
Six Ways People are Ruining Hamburgers
In honor of “National Burger Month”
Atari’s Pitfall as a Metaphor For Life
Life is all swinging on vines and rainbows looking for gold.
Old Wives’ Tales Updated for the 21st Century
Gum and other things digest quickly.
Grilling the Perfect Steak – Even if You’re a Caveman
In honor of “Steak and BJ Day”
Four Extreme Heart Stopping Burgers
Taking the regular burger to the next level.
How to Make an Omelet – Even if You’re a Caveman
Teaching even the least evolved man how to feed himself.
Five Awful Valentine’s Day Gifts
Just say no to these.
Four Examples of “Extreme” Meatloaf
We would do anything for loaf, but he won’t do that!
Six Ridiculous Ways Men Name Their Schlongs
Look out for King Dong’s Womb Warrior!
Is Beyonce’s Booty Ruining Traditional Family Values?
Trolls unite!
It’s a Global Chicken Wing Shortage, But Not Really
Here’s some alternatives you can cook up for your guests.















