Be more productive and creative with your alcoholism.
Dog penis and candy corn screams yuletide.
Quit abusing your meat and learn the right way to grill.
Even eggnog can’t make these tolerable.
Comedy Central’s Roasts have seen some interesting lows.
Is it rivalry or jealousy the fuels his critics?
A horrible embarassing money grab from History Channel.
Seriously, U.S. News and World Report must be trolling us.
We’re really not that difficult to figure out.
Who writes this crap?
The internet is not very fond of Jaden Smith’s acting abilities.
Three Movies to Celebrate National Repeat Day
The best name in the history of racing.
In honor of “National Burger Month”
Life is all swinging on vines and rainbows looking for gold.
Gum and other things digest quickly.
In honor of “Steak and BJ Day”
Taking the regular burger to the next level.
Teaching even the least evolved man how to feed himself.
We would do anything for loaf, but he won’t do that!
Look out for King Dong’s Womb Warrior!
Here’s some alternatives you can cook up for your guests.
A beginner’s guide to breakfast bliss.
Welcome to the South.
Babies, tattoos and doping.
They are hanging up their dresses and snouts.
Snow White, Cinderella, and The Little Mermaid want to eat you!
The Washington Post’s best work since Woodward and Bernstein.
This seemed like a good idea, then we remembered that spooky ass evil Leprechaun.
Eat Turkey, Watch the Game, and Shut-up.
80 carved pumpkins that bring the scary.
To celebrate Pulp Fiction’s 20th anniversary, we pay tribute to its best character.