Bill Mothershead
Father of four boys, owner of a small business and complete master of my grill. My turn ons include meat, beer and long walks on the beach. You can read more of my BBQ and Grilling exploits at my site www.blackeyedpigz.com. Or you can simply ignore me, but that would make you a horrible person.
Bill Mothershead
Christmas Trees for the Clinically Insane
December 16th, 2014 in Humor > Pop Culture

Dog penis and candy corn screams yuletide.

Eleven Grilling Tips to Take You From Meat Murderer to BBQ Badass
May 25th, 2014 in Grub > Food

Quit abusing your meat and learn the right way to grill.

Five Awful Valentine’s Day Gifts
February 13th, 2014 in Humor > Lists

Just say no to these.

Ten 12 Days of Christmas Parodies That Ruin Christmas
December 20th, 2013 in Humor > Videos

Even eggnog can’t make these tolerable.

Two Different Ways to Bomb at a Roast
September 3rd, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

Comedy Central’s Roasts have seen some interesting lows.

The Case for Johnny Football
August 29th, 2013 in Sports > Football

Is it rivalry or jealousy the fuels his critics?

“Hatfields & McCoys: White Lightning” is Television at its Worst
August 22nd, 2013 in Media > Television

A horrible embarassing money grab from History Channel.

Ten Bad Reasons to Avoid Retirement
July 23rd, 2013 in Humor > Lists

Seriously, U.S. News and World Report must be trolling us.

Five Things Men Love and Why
July 18th, 2013 in Humor > Lists

We’re really not that difficult to figure out.

Cosmo’s Car Sex Tips: A Guide to Horrible Sex
July 11th, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

Who writes this crap?

Hatin’ on ‘After Earth’ and Jaden Smith
June 4th, 2013 in Media > Movies

The internet is not very fond of Jaden Smith’s acting abilities.

Three Movies to Celebrate National Repeat Day
June 3rd, 2013 in Media > Movies

Three Movies to Celebrate National Repeat Day

NASCAR Legend Dick Trickle, Dead at 71
May 16th, 2013 in Sports > Other

The best name in the history of racing.

Six Ways People are Ruining Hamburgers
May 2nd, 2013 in Grub > Food

In honor of “National Burger Month”

Atari’s Pitfall as a Metaphor For Life
April 25th, 2013 in Gadgets > Games

Life is all swinging on vines and rainbows looking for gold.

Old Wives’ Tales Updated for the 21st Century
March 18th, 2013 in Humor

Gum and other things digest quickly.

Grilling the Perfect Steak – Even if You’re a Caveman
March 14th, 2013 in Grub > Food

In honor of “Steak and BJ Day”

Four Extreme Heart Stopping Burgers
March 12th, 2013 in Grub > Food

Taking the regular burger to the next level.

How to Make an Omelet – Even if You’re a Caveman
February 21st, 2013 in Grub > Food

Teaching even the least evolved man how to feed himself.

Four Examples of “Extreme” Meatloaf
February 11th, 2013 in Grub > Food

We would do anything for loaf, but he won’t do that!

Six Ridiculous Ways Men Name Their Schlongs
February 6th, 2013 in Humor

Look out for King Dong’s Womb Warrior!

Is Beyonce’s Booty Ruining Traditional Family Values?
February 4th, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

Trolls unite!

It’s a Global Chicken Wing Shortage, But Not Really
February 1st, 2013 in Grub > Food

Here’s some alternatives you can cook up for your guests.

How to Make French Toast, Even if You’re a Caveman
January 22nd, 2013 in Grub > Food

A beginner’s guide to breakfast bliss.

Racism Cures Sluggish Sales at South Carolina Restaurant
January 18th, 2013 in Humor > News

Welcome to the South.

Five “News” Stories From E-Online That You Can Ignore
January 17th, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

Babies, tattoos and doping.

Is London Fletcher Hanging Up His Cleats?
January 14th, 2013 in Sports > Football

Say it ain’t so.

Hogettes Announce Their Retirement
January 11th, 2013 in Sports > Football

They are hanging up their dresses and snouts.

Make Your Own Moonshine – Legally
January 9th, 2013 in Grub > Liquor

A quick look at how to make your own faux Moonshine.

When Inspiration Gets Corporate Sponsorship
January 8th, 2013 in Humor > Lists

The two go hand in hand.