Ben Parker

Four Board Games That Will Ruin Any Party
October 6th, 2014 in Gadgets > Games

By comparison, these games make Monopoly look like sex.

A Guide to Understanding The Ultimate Warrior
April 9th, 2014 in Sports > Fighting

Now you too can make sense of the inane ramblings of THE ULTIMATE WARRIAH~!

Four Sex Advice Books for the Hopelessly Lost
June 18th, 2012 in Humor > Lists

Wait, wasn’t this stuff covered in the Humpty Dance?

Batman: World’s Worst Detective
May 15th, 2012 in Media > Comics

You know, Bane was really doing Gotham a favor when he broke that Bat.

Five of the Most Embarrassing Songs Recorded by Pro Athletes
May 8th, 2012 in Sports > Other

Remember when Terry Bradshaw recorded six country albums?

Six Creepiest Sex Toys (for the Lonliest People on Earth)
April 26th, 2012 in Humor

So NSFW that you just lost your job and waifu.

Six Best Backyard Wrestling Accidents
April 12th, 2012 in Humor > Videos

Honestly, this is why we have YouTube in the first place.

The Five Most Embarrassing Moments in Hulk Hogan’s Career
April 9th, 2012 in Sports > Fighting

Whatcha’ gonna’ do when terrible decision making runs wild on YOU?

Five Worst Dick Moves In Boxing History
April 3rd, 2012 in Sports > Fighting

Punching a guy in the junk is truly the sweetest of sciences.

Five Survival Guides for the Extremely Paranoid
March 27th, 2012 in Humor > Lists

Oh, how I pine for the days of mind control fluoride in the drinking water.

Eight Favorite Things From the GOP Presidential Race
February 16th, 2012 in Humor > Lists

Moments that made us laugh until we cried, sometimes without even laughing.

Six Worst Gimmick Matches in Professional Wrestling
February 16th, 2012 in Sports > Fighting

Because some problems can only be solved with sumo monster trucks.

75 watts of justice!
September 20th, 2011 in Gadgets > Games

How many people do you need to save the universe, anyway?

Six Awesome Unscripted Moments from Professional Wrestling
August 23rd, 2011 in Sports > Fighting

It’s all fun and games until someone smashes a limo.

Cautionary Videos for Fireworks Safety
July 2nd, 2011 in Humor > Videos

Socking it to the British by blowing up the sky.

Lois Lane Should Probably Consider Divorce
July 29th, 2010 in Humor > Pop Culture

Nothing says “I stopped loving you today” quite like truck murder.

Jimmy Olsen is History’s Greatest Monster
July 15th, 2010 in Humor > Pop Culture

Undeniable evidence that Jimmy Olsen is the worst thing to happen to Clark Kent since Superman IV.

The Return of Pee-wee Herman: A Historical Time-Line
January 8th, 2010 in Media > Celebrities

Like an awkward, gray-suited phoenix, Pee-wee Herman has risen from the ashes.

Five More Board Games That Will Ruin Any Party
January 7th, 2010 in Gadgets > Games

Roll the dice, move your pawn and lose your dignity.

Four Terrible Things to Do When You Die
January 5th, 2010 in Humor > Lists

Life’s a bitch, then you OH MY GOD

It Could Have Been Worse: Steet Fighter
January 5th, 2010 in Gadgets > Games

Jackie Chan in drag does not a movie make.

Embarrassing Old-School Celebrity Video Game Ads
November 11th, 2009 in Gadgets > Games

Phil Hartman loves Ice hockey a bit too much.

Bulletball: The Little Game that Couldn’t
November 9th, 2009 in Sports > Other

“My game is going to be an Olympic sport.”

It Could Have Been Worse: Mortal Kombat
November 3rd, 2009 in Gadgets > Games

Straight from the arcade into a terrifying reality!