Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
Best Gum Commercials

Best Gum Commercials

After years of watching TV, you’ll be disturbed to know just how many gum commercials you’ve seen.

Chimps Attack!

Chimps Attack!

In a day filled with chimp news, we feature a gallery of chimpanzees.

Bristol Palin Speaks, No One Listens

Bristol Palin Speaks, No One Listens

News flash: Alaska governor’s daughter says getting knocked up isn’t ideal.

Survey Says: Bush Not the Worst

Survey Says: Bush Not the Worst

Believe it or not, other Presidents are ranked beneath W.

Nude Photo of Madonna Auctioned for $37,500

Nude Photo of Madonna Auctioned for $37,500

Anonymous bidder also named stupidest person alive.

Joaquin Phoenix Makes Fool of Himself on Letterman

Joaquin Phoenix Makes Fool of Himself on Letterman

Guy who played Roman emperor turns out to be a jerk in real life, too.

80s Glam: When Metal Was Still Fun

80s Glam: When Metal Was Still Fun

One-time fans are now re-embracing decade as new waves of music don’t catch on.

Wearing my Alex Ovechkin shirt while salvaging things.

The Day I Lost My Stuff

My dimwit neighbor leaves a candle lit and poof! There goes my life.

Hawaiian Hula Dancers

Hawaiian Hula Dancers

In celebration of the Pro Bowl, we look at Hawaiian hula dancers.

Cyrus Caught Making ‘Slanty Eyes’

Cyrus Caught Making ‘Slanty Eyes’

Yet another caught on camera making fun of Asians.

Puppy Bowl V Preview

Puppy Bowl V Preview

Why watch the Super Bowl Pregame Show, when you can watch puppies instead?

RIP Billy Powell

RIP Billy Powell

Lynyrd Skynyrd keyboardist’s death is yet another in a band that is seemingly cursed.

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