Ten Reasons Why Al Sharpton Is an Idiot

al sharptonThe Rev. Al Sharpton has been criticized as long as he’s been defecating on the meaning of Civil Rights. But the criticism doesn’t phase him, and morons across the United States continue to act as if he’s relevant. They turn a blind eye to the racism and lies he’s championed and embrace him as their leader. So, Gunaxin will attempt to persuade those who love him by presenting… Ten Reasons (of many) Why Al Sharpton Is an Idiot.

1

Tawana Brawley

In 1987, Tawana Brawley, 15, was found smeared with feces in a garbage bag, her clothing torn, with slurs written on her body. Brawley said she had been raped by six white men, including police officers. Sharpton took her side and made a huge stink about it. The only problem? She made it all up. To this day, Sharpton says he disagrees with the grand jury.

2

Bernhard Goetz

In 1984, Bernhard Goetz shot four African-American men who tried to rob him on the subway. Sharpton said Goetz’s actions were racist, though a federal investigation concluded the shooting was due to an attempted robbery, not race. Perhaps those who commit black-on-black crime are racist against blacks, too.

3

Freddie’s Fashion Mart

In 1995, one of the people who protested alongside Sharpton took matters further and murdered the man who they were protesting against: A Jewish business owner who was told by his African American landlords to evict his African American subtenant. Once again, Sharpton makes a stink out of nothing, and a man gets killed.

4

Defends Rapists

In 2007, Sharpton defended violent rapists, saying they were treated unfairly because they were black. These were people who made a Haitian woman perform oral sex on her own son.

5

Crown Heights Riot

During the Crown Heights Riot, Sharpton inflamed tensions by saying, “If the Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house.” He also called Jews “diamond merchants.”

6

More Brilliant Quotes

Sharpton was quoted as saying to an audience at Kean College in 1994 that, “White folks was [sic] in caves while we was building empires…. We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”

7

Didn’t Pay Taxes

After failing to pay his taxes, Sharpton said the investigations into his finances reflected a political agenda by United States.

8

Reclaim the Dream Commemorative March

Exactly 47 years after a legitimate Civil Rights activist makes a life-changing speech to benefit the nation, Sharpton leads the way for a “Reclaim the Dream” speech (while the equally idiotic Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin hold a march nearby). Aug. 28, 2010 should be known as ‘Idiots Marching Day.’

9

Comments on Mormons

In 2007, Sharpton said about Mitt Romney: “As for the one Mormon running for office, those who really believe in God will defeat him anyways, so don’t worry about that; that’s a temporary situation.”

Forget your opinion on Mormons, when you’re running for president, you don’t make statements like that.

10

New York Post Protest

A chimpanzee was in the news for killing a woman. The chimpanzee was killed. At the same time, the stimulus bill was in the news. This cartoon ran in the N.Y. Post:
images11Take a wild guess what Sharpton turned this into.

BONUS

Because Google Says So

Even Google Suggest doesn’t have anything good to say about him.

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