25 Pictures of Horrendous Hats
Human beings are guilty of a fashion faux pas now and again. Even the most stylish of us have been known to leave the house with a shirt that’s a shade too bright or a pair of pants that don’t fit quite right.
Perhaps the most difficult wardrobe accessory to master is the hat. Some people can make it work, while others can’t. It doesn’t help that hat designers frequently choose to craft what can best be described as fabric abominations. Fortunately, there are plenty of folks walking the planet who either aren’t aware, or don’t care how utterly stupid they look wearing these atrocious mishaps. In honor of National Hat Day, from rednecks to royalty, here are 25 photos of people (and animals) donning ugly hats.
25) The Ice Cream Cone
If you’re brave enough to sport this, you must pretend to lick it.
24) The Strawberry
Appetizing. Colorful. Awful.
23) The Sack
Wear this in public, prepare to be beaten.
Perfect for a day at the races.
21) The Tin Foil Tiara
The look on the cat’s face says it all.
20) The Propeller
You can be a jackass in four different colors.
19) The Camilla
No wonder Brits are so pale. This atrocity blocks the sun.
18) The Martini Glass
She might be smiling, but that can’t be comfortable.
17) The Suburban Pimp
Like father, like son.
16) The ?????
Uh… pink chicken covered with lili pads?
15) Fruit Helmet
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to own pets.
14) Helium Headware
Anyone have a needle?
13) Coyote Ugly
Ideal for hunters and homicidal maniacs.
12) Ten Gallon Douchebag
Some people look good in a cowboy hat. This dork isn’t one of them.
High fashion is wack.
10) Flower Madness
9) Red Horror
It looks like she’s being consumed by a giant serpent.
Worst. Idea. Ever.
7) Pink Nightmare
Don’t double date with these gals.
6) The Head Puppet
Doesn’t seem like appropriate attire for the cemetery.
5) The Astronomy Lesson
Boldly go where no hats have gone before.
4) The Giant Bow
Oh, Aretha. What were you thinking?
3) Crown of Yuck
Again, high fashion is wack.
2) Pillow Head
For napping on the go.
1) No Smoking
Ridiculous, but extra points for ingenuity.